Anjou Pear Shea Lotion 8oz

Ever feel like your skin is throwing a tantrum?

Like it’s all dry and scaly and just plain cranky?

You know that feeling.

When you scratch your leg and it looks like it's snowing.

We get it. It's a bummer.

But what if you could slap that dry skin right out of town?

You can.

Just grab a bottle of our Anjou Pear Shea Lotion.

It's like a big, soft blanket for your skin.

Your skin will drink this stuff up faster than a thirsty camel.

The lotion is so good you'll be tempted to hug yourself.

Go ahead. No one's looking.

We put this stuff together with all the love in the world.

Each bottle is a hand made masterpiece.

We don't just squirt stuff in a bottle.

We make magic.

And your skin gets all the benefits.

This is not your grandma's lotion.

Unless your grandma is a rockstar.

In that case, it is.

Because your skin is about to feel like a rockstar.

It’s a backstage pass to soft, happy skin.

Branded for a Beautiful You

What’s in this magical brew, you ask?

We're glad you asked.

This isn't some mystery soup.

We start with a bunch of good stuff.

Like organic shea butter.

That's the king of moisturizers.

It's like butter for your body, but not the kind you put on toast.

It makes your skin feel as smooth as a baby seal.

We also added probiotic peptides.

Say that three times fast.

Probiotic peptides. Probiotic peptides. Probiotic peptides.

It sounds fancy, and it is.

These little guys are like tiny bodyguards for your skin.

They help keep it healthy and strong.

Next up, hyaluronic acid.

Don't be scared by the name.

It’s not a science experiment gone wrong.

Think of it as a super sponge for your skin.

It soaks up moisture and holds on to it all day long.

Your skin will be so plump and happy, it might start giggling.

Then there’s the organic lotus flower.

This flower is super zen.

It calms your skin down when it's acting crazy.

So, if you’re a little stressed, your skin won't show it.

We mixed these things with some other pals.

Water to keep things light.

Glycerin to lock in the good stuff.

Safflower seed oil because it's good for you.

And a little bit of stearic acid and cetearyl alcohol.

These just make sure everything plays nice together.

Custom Scents for Happy Noses

Now for the best part.

The smell.

You open the bottle, and it's like a magic trick.

You’re not in your bathroom anymore.

You're in an orchard.

It smells like a big, juicy Anjou pear.

Like you just took a bite out of a fresh one.

It's not that fake, candy pear smell.

This is the real deal.

It's soft and sweet, but not too sweet.

It’s perfect.

The smell is like a little vacation.

Every time you sniff your hands, you’ll be on a beach.

Or in a forest.

Or anywhere you want to be.

We even added a whole bouquet of flowers to the mix.

Like a little party for your nose.

Alisma Plantago-Aquatica and Iris Pallida.

Camellia Sinensis and Cetraria Islandica.

Ginkgo Biloba and Nelumbo Nucifera.

And so many more.

They all team up to create a scent that’s as fresh as a new haircut.

But for your body.

You'll smell so good, people will want to stand next to you.

Just to get a whiff.

You might have to start charging them.

Promotional for Perfect Skin

So, what are you waiting for?

Your dry skin is not going to fix itself.

You have to take matters into your own hands.

Literally.

Just put a little bit of this lotion on.

It soaks in super fast.

No greasy mess left behind.

You won't feel like you just swam in a pool of oil.

It’s perfect for your hands, your arms, your legs, your everything.

Use it after a shower.

Use it before you go to bed.

Use it when you’re bored.

Use it whenever your skin says "help me!"

This isn't just a lotion.

It’s a secret weapon against dry skin.

It's your new best friend.

It will make you feel great all day long.

And your skin will thank you.

Probably with a little happy dance.

It might even sing you a song.

Just get the Anjou Pear Shea Lotion.

Your skin will be so soft, you’ll be petting yourself all day.

No kidding.